Vaguely Medieval Books review’d, no I.
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889) is emphatically not about the Middle Ages – in the same way as The Sword in the Stone is not, and Kingdom of Heaven is not, but not in the way that The Pillars of the Earth is not. That is, it needn’t be set in the sixth century at all, but since Mark Twain clearly thought of the sixth century as a place of social cruelty, superstition and backward thinking, it’s as good a century as any other to represent such things.
The Hero is one Hank Morgan, who is knocked out in a boxing match in the 1880s and wakes up under an oak tree thirteen centuries earlier. Taken prisoner, and with the gift of fore-hindsight, Hank predicts that his being burned at the stake will coincide with a solar eclipse, thus persuading everyone that he is magician; this allows him to usurp Merlin as King Arthur’s advisor. From this strange beginning, Hank – newly renamed The Boss – sets out to bring Progress to the people of England.
Now The Boss is what we might call a cultural chauvinist. As his memoirs state pretty early on:
I saw that I was just another Robinson Crusoe cast away on an uninhabited island, with no society but some more or less tame animals, and if I wanted to make life bearable I must do as he did – invent, contrive, create, reorganize things; set brain and hand to work, and keep them busy. Well, that was in my line. (ch.7)
With the aid of a pleasant young cipher called Clarence, he blows up Merlin’s tower with dynamite, lays underground telephone wires, builds electric plants, founds a newspaper, establishes a military academy that he calls West Point, introduces stocks and shares (‘they used the Round Table for business purposes, now’), and generally sets about trying to turn medieval England into nineteenth-century America.
The general ethos of the book is that progress is linear, the future necessarily more advanced than the past in all ways, and that progress is generally brought about by an enlightened person showing the unenlightened the errors of their ways. And Hank is just the man. Later we read:
Here I was, a giant among pigmies, a man among children, a master intelligence among intellectual moles: by all rational measurement the one and only actually great man in that whole British world. (ch.8)
Chapters have titles like ‘Beginnings of Civilization’, and remarks like ‘Measured by modern standards, they were merely modified savages’ abound. This, as any fule kno, is a Distinctly Un-Medieval Idea.
Sir Kay ruins everything, again.
After all this, Twain seems mildly respectful of Thomas Malory. Hank remarks to his lady companion Alisande, ‘If you’ve got a fault in the world, Sandy, it is that you are a shade too archaic’, but elsewhere he uses The Morte Darthur word-for-word as ‘war correspondence’. As has been noted by numerous editors, critics and Wikipedia contributors, it is the romanticising of the Middle Ages by authors like Walter Scott that provokes his ire; Twain’s medieval England is populated by knights in gleaming armour and feathered helmets, who live surrounded by people starving, freezing, suffering excommunication and dying from violent beatings and terrible diseases.
The social commentary of the book is far more interesting and valuable than any of its cod-medievalism. Hank as an American believes himself to live outside the remit of an Established Church and unbound from notions of aristocracy and inherited honours, and plans to reorder society accordingly. [I actually read the last few chapters while drinking from a House of Lords mug. Irony, it transpires, tastes of Earl Grey.] That many of the book’s most memorable chapters revolve around slavery – and that Twain’s original illustrator, Daniel Carter Beard, drove such a parallel home with adjacent images of medieval kings and contemporary slave owners – reinforces the idea that in societies where some are valued more at birth than others, whether by race or sex or class hierarchy, huge numbers of people will not only suffer from that inequality, but will come to accept that inequality as natural and sacrosanct.
The destruction of the aristocracy and the Catholic Church, prefigured in passages on the Reign of Terror, actually brings about the destruction of both the kingdom, following Malory’s scheme, and Hank’s own plans for a republic. A piece of glorious cheek, that the Orkneys should turn against Lancelot, Gareth and Gaheris die, the Round Table fall, and so on, over a stock market disagreement; and likewise that fear for the immortal soul should lead to the abandonment of the railways. Are the English too weak to live without an aristocracy and an established Church? Hank would think so, but in the devastating final battle against Insurgent Chivalry, where twenty-five thousand on the other side die from bombs, electrocution, drowning and artillery fire, the moral ‘victory’ of the modern world is hardly apparent. Hank’s former remembrance of nine dead slaves sours in the light of his statement,
Of course we could not count the dead, because they did not exist as individuals, but merely as homogeneous protoplasm, with alloys of iron and buttons. (ch.43)
The great irony is that Hank’s power is only afforded to him by his having been born in an era where scientific novelties abounded; he holds power because he holds anachronistic information, and with this information he directly causes the obliteration of tens of thousands of men. He rails against the unwillingness of the English people to liberate themselves, but has an iron-clad plan as to what this liberation ought to entail. And the many human tragedies of the Arthurian cycle are meaningless against the wider political picture, the man-ness of man being ultimately subservient to the direction of the age. If we learn one thing from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, it is that the only important people are the ones pulling the strings.
How medieval was it? Dolly Parton in a zoot suit playing a harpsichord.
Verdict? Caused hundreds to tremble, and many women to faint.